quick story... so me and my friends have nothing to do and we decide we will go hang out at the mall (yeeehaaa).  we get there and decide that walking around just isn't enough fun.. what to do.. o i know borrow a wheelchair that they give out to the handicapped.  sign the paperwork, no questions asked (i mean really who is going to say "you aren't a cripple") and we have wheelchair.  we take turns sitting in it and having various ailments (retardation, broken legs  etc)  but hitting and yelling at the retard in the wheelchair while other people are staring at us quickly becomes boring.  so my friend decides to see how fast he can get the wheelchair going while my other friend is sitting in it.  they starting racing down the hall and are going pretty fast while my friend sitting in the chair decides he is going too fast and pulles the brake... crash.... he flies right outta the wheelchair and the wheel chair lands on him.  yes that was very cool and probably a bad idea but what the hell let's do it again. so they do.  this time they decided to wait until someone was walking by and run up behind them and crash directly behind them.  yep those people where slightly stunned.  but not as stunned as we were when the mall police decides to put an end to it and come up to us and says "you boys are gonna have to stop and return your wheelchair.  we have the whole thing on tape."  so my friend says "awesome can we see it"  the mall police responds "yea down at the CPD" not realizing that is the columbus police department my friend says "cool let's do it" well fortunately we didn't see the tape and yes they did take the wheelchair away but yet they didn't blacklist my name because i  have checked it out again.. go figure.